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It seems like every workday starts out pretty much the same as every other workday.  The alarm goes off.  I get out of bed.  I stumble into the shower.  My mind fogs over as quickly as the mirrors.  And then, somehow, I arrive at work.  Every Day!  Now I don't know about you, but there is something definitely strange going on here.  I mean, there must be something that goes on inbetween the shower and arriving at work, but I don't recall what it is.  It's as if it has been edited out of my brain.  Surely, I ate breakfast.  Surely, I drove that car.  Yet, its all a blur.  It might not ever have happened.

Of course, this leads me to start thinking.  There is obviously some inventive, innovative, ground-breaking, earth-shattering, 10.5 style, lesson to be learned from this.  If not that, at least something to design and patent.  Think about it.  You enter the shower, turn on the water, and then presto you're at work, dressed and ready to go.  There must be some scientific explanation to it all, and if there is, then there must be something to leverage, something to build.

Automatic shower teleporters & fashion coordinators.   The ultimate service.

Think about it.

Matt

Comments

  • Anonymous
    May 06, 2004
    I don't know... getting teleported to work right in the middle of a shower sounds too much like a bad dream.
  • Anonymous
    May 06, 2004
    My fashion coordinator is broken.
  • Anonymous
    May 09, 2004
    The comment has been removed