Saint Patricks Day Haiku
Don't pretend you don't have one. Here's mine:
Saint Patricks Day Eve
I want to drink and pass out
Yes, I am Irish.
Why are haiku so fun? OK, now you try.
Comments
Anonymous
March 16, 2009
Ginger with freckles Her breath heavy of green beer, "Kiss me, I'm Irish"Anonymous
March 16, 2009
I love the haiku my liver is not in shape thank you W S UAnonymous
March 16, 2009
Oh St. Patricks Day Such a big fuss on being green I could not care lessAnonymous
March 17, 2009
my count, 5-6-5 tradition says 5-7-5 Drinking already ?Anonymous
March 17, 2009
Depends on how you pronounce "drink"Anonymous
March 17, 2009
Dictionary dot com say only one syllable slurring your words too? I am seeing two. Are you Repeating your self? First sign of blotto!Anonymous
March 17, 2009
It's a joke, friend. Lighten up.Anonymous
March 17, 2009
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March 17, 2009
You ask for Haiku. I provided five verses. How light should I be?Anonymous
March 17, 2009
Keep going and I'll let you know when you are there.Anonymous
March 17, 2009
Careful Grouchy Steve Boyko, the syllable police are watching us. All of these holidays can be over-done if they aren't one of your favorites. It was a big deal living in Chicago and it does make me wonder about my family in Ireland.Anonymous
March 17, 2009
Lauren - well done. burg - that is awesome. That needs to be inscribed on a monument somewhere on the WSU campus.Anonymous
March 17, 2009
Dear Haiku police Count "dictionary" again Folks in glass houses
I write the haiku And love the sudoku too Don't like sake though
Anonymous
March 17, 2009
No Green Beer for me, Im better with Limericks than Haiku's. But I will spare you all.Anonymous
March 17, 2009
Frosted lucky charms they're magically delicious coincidence, no?Anonymous
March 17, 2009
What's the deal No Irish Need Apply Get it?Anonymous
March 18, 2009
If I drink green beer Will my vomit be green, too? Tonight I find outAnonymous
March 18, 2009
Haha...love it Bad_Brad! The Guiness Package Says to serve it very cold That just seems so wrong St pats '94 Drank 2 black and tans, one bud Threw up foam in cab Chicago girl here Miss the green river, green beer Not the snow in March