Certified Something

Does anyone remember the baseball hats we made a few years back - they said CertifiedRockstar, CertifiedGo-to-Guy, CertifiedMagician, and CertifiedFirefighter. We gave them out at events to MCPs, who are rock stars and magicians, as you know.

We've gotten requests to make more of these, so I wanted to know if you guys have any suggestions for what the new ones should say. Here are my ideas.

• CertifiedBaller.Shot-caller. 
• CertifiedAllthatandabagofchips

It seems highly unlikely we will see these on hats anytime soon.

It would also be cool to make a limited-edition hat just for lady MCPs. Ideas? Here are mine: CertifiedGeekgrrrl or CertifiedXOXOXAML or CertifiedForget your failover, I can't find my lipstick . I'm just kidding, of course.

If we pick your suggestion someone will send you 20 of said hats, and a bag of chips.

Comments

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
    Certified In Networking, Software And/or other Noteworthy Enterprises

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  My ideas are:

• CertifiedPowerInUrShell
• CertifedG-2-P-2-O
• Certified-2-Be-Certified ...will send more when i think of them.

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  My 2cents are : Certified IT Geek from Microsoft MS IT Certified Professional in Canada

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  CertifiedCommunicator CertifiedEnterpriseCommunicator CertifiedGeek CertifiedMoney CertifiedSupergeek CertifiedLeader CertifiedTechie CertifiedSupertech

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  CertifiedCertifiable

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Certified SysAdmin Certified Latam Guy (only for latam residents :P) Certified Blogger Certified NetAdmin Certified Speaker ( for the one who make conferences) Certified ... oh yeah!!! Certified ... isn't?? Certified ... Finally!! Certified ... Beast Breaker ! Certified ... 2k8'ers :P Certified ... Winner! That all :D Regards from Chile

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Certified Yawn Certified NoNotReallyJustJoking Certified MmmHmm Certified brb Certified drooler Certified whoisNIC? Certified 80sBrat Certified huh? Certified CertifiedbecauseIpassed2exams Certified SingleWhiteMale it just keeps going... But I am blogging this. :-)

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Oh and... Sahurtifeyed Spheller

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Certified plz.k.thx Certified k.thx.buhbye Certified IfYouWantMyBodyAndYouThinkImSexy Certified Kool Aid Drinker Certified ... I think I am done for now. No really.

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Certified Made my mark

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Certified-coffee-drinker Certified-9to5-er Certified-live4-weekends Certified-BSoD-headscratcher Certified-pin-owner Certified-vista-lover?

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Certifiable Certified Sane (are you?)

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  In Europe we don't do baseball, so we don't wear hats ...

• Anonymous
  September 13, 2007
  Certified . Serial Certified Certified Whatever CertifiedMySpaceBarIsBroken Certified Coffee Junkie :)

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
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• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
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• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
  Certified ToiletInspector

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
  Certified "Old Guy" Certified "Old School Guy" Certified in 2 Centuries

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
  Certified Chief cook & Bottle Washer

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
  CertifiedVoodooPriest CertifiedWitchDoctor CertifiedJackOfAllTrades Figured the magic theme could continue... ;)

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
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• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
  Certified Magician (a magician’s top hat) Certified Fire-fighter (a mock fire-fighters hat) Certified Safe Hands (with 2 of those clapper hands on top) Certified Wiz or Certified Gandalf (a wizard's hat) Certified Miyagi (Who of us who is certified does not sensei a Daniel son or daughter, a karate kid style bandana) Certified MicroFolk Certified 1 of 2,149,006 Certified EHLO Communicator Certified To Infinity + 1 Certified Quarterback Microsoft, Certifying Wiz Kids Since 1998

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
  Certified Geek Certified Samurai Certified Microsoft Guru Certified...  And you? (interested?  ask me how) Certified. And nothing else matters... Certified after 2 days without sleeping Certified Master Chief Certified, alive and kicking

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
  What did you do Larry, go through the dictionary?!? :-) Ladies and Gentleman, the winner is: <b> <i> Certifed Monkey </b> Because we all no it is just a matter of time. </i> Thanks to Vlad for the inspiration. Trika, not sure if your blog accepts HTML. But true geeks understand!

• Anonymous
  September 14, 2007
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• Anonymous
  September 16, 2007
  Excellent. Keep 'em coming. Your fine work is cause for great hilarity on 3rd floor of Building 18...

• Anonymous
  September 16, 2007
  Certified - Full of IT. Certified - Guru Certified - 2008 AD Certified - Educated Guess.

• Anonymous
  September 16, 2007
  Certified Insomniac Certified Contortionist Certified  - I should be. Certified - Hulk Rider Certified Teaboy Certified Gopher

• Anonymous
  September 16, 2007
  Certified 11111011000   (2008)

• Anonymous
  September 16, 2007
  Certified-Jedi Certified-Jedi Master Certified-Yoda I Certified-Xtreme Powered by Geek

• Anonymous
  September 16, 2007
  Certified-Taken for Granted Certified-Man Behind the Curtain Certified-IT Magician Certified-DoeroftheImpossible

• Anonymous
  September 17, 2007
  Certified, but otherwise sane Certified braindumper Certified by MS, who else Certified, wanna know how deep it goes? Certified - EOM Certified, but where is my life? Certified, technically. Where can I practice? Certified, but what the heck is a Tick Van. Certified. Worldwide recognized.

• Anonymous
  September 17, 2007
  "Certified braindumper" is awesome. lol

• Anonymous
  September 17, 2007
  Certified, Stop 0x0000000A

• Anonymous
  September 17, 2007
  Certified:Make My Day Certified:Ask Me Why Certified:Show me the Money Certified:Bring It On! Certified:Ask Me a Question Certified: I Deserved It! Certified:Where is the Competition Certified: Ready for The Interview Certified: Can't you see

• Anonymous
  September 18, 2007
  Certified Caffeine Conessieur (spell check that one) Certified Spellchecker Certified...and lovin' IT!

• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
  Certified. Will work for caffeine. Certified Super Hero Certified Web Searcher Certified MCSomethingorother Certified AND I know what I'm doing Certified (Bill and I go way back) Relax, I'm Certified

• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
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• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
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• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
  Certified Technical Diva Certified and Able = Certifiable Certified 11111001100 (1996) Certified in Everything Certified in Love Certified Binary Translator Certified but wanting more Certified Today, Tomorrow the World Certified at Birth Certified, Compiled and Bug-Free

• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
  Here is my new favorite. Certified As

• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
  Trika: You know somebody is going to add an extra S to your "Certified As". And if you offer that one, you should also offer a "Certified Elephant" for equal political time. -- You bet your sweet as I'm certified.

• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
  I had fun reading all the suggestions, but I would LOVE to have a hat that said "Certified Geekgrrrl," "Certified Allthatandabagofchips," or "Certified MCSomething"!

• Anonymous
  September 19, 2007
  I saw a job listing a couple days ago for a "Network Wizard". Just realized that would work nicely for this... could have several variations for different specialties. MCSE/MCSA: Certified Network Wizard MCSE/MCSA: Certified Server Wizard MCSE+S/MCSA+S: Certified Security Wizard MCSE+M/MCSA+M: Certified Email Wizard MCDBA: Certified Database Wizard (or Certified Data Wizard) MCDST: Certified Support Wizard MCDST: Certified Workstation Wizard MOS/MSBC: Certified Office Wizard MCPD/MCSD/MCAD: Certified Code Wizard General: Certified Tech Wizard General: Certified Computer Wizard (* match corresponding MCTS/MCITPs to each - didn't include them, to stay concise)

• Anonymous
  September 20, 2007
  Certified ----> Forum 'Poaster'

• Anonymous
  September 20, 2007
  Certified; I Grok

• Anonymous
  September 20, 2007
  Maybye, something different to show our engagement as IT qualified stuff Certified --> How can I help you ?

• Anonymous
  September 22, 2007
  Certified SMRT.

• Anonymous
  September 25, 2007
  After watching the premiere of Heroes last night how about Certified Hiro or Certified Hero

• Anonymous
  September 25, 2007
  Don't know what everyone calls you guys, but Certified Computer Guy (or Gal) probably covers what most of us get called (that's repeatable :) ) Certified Scapegoat also works... How about Certified It worked before you touched it.  :)

• Anonymous
  September 25, 2007
  Or better yet... Certified Did U Reboot?

• Anonymous
  September 26, 2007
  Maybe simpler is better... Certified :) or Certified :P :)

• Anonymous
  October 02, 2007
  Certifired?

• Anonymous
  October 03, 2007
  MOre suggestions received via e-mail Certified super brain Certified turn off guy Certified man in the middle Certified powernapper Certified cheater Certified supreme commander Certified ctrl-alt-del pusher Certified water-proof Certified so what? Certified beauty Certified superman

• Anonymous
  April 10, 2008
  For starters, I'll be there. Something else is that we're having weekend certification events, if you

• Anonymous
  September 11, 2008
  You guys were such a hit with your little hat slogans that they ended up being made for a bunch of different