obfuscated C code, for fun and profit (ok, just for fun)

If you’ve ever coded in C, you owe it to yourself to check out the (fully functional) programs at this link:

Here is one of the programs presented:

 
char*lie;

 
        double time, me= !0XFACE,

 
        not; int rested,   get, out;

 
        main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{

 
            signed char lotte,

 
dear; (char)lotte--;

 
        for(get= !me;; not){

 
        1 -  out & out ;lie;{

 
        char lotte, my= dear,

 
        **let= !!me *!not+ ++die;

 
            (char*)(lie=

 
"The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snot\n\0sed GEEK!");

 
        do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me;

 
        #define love (char*)lie -

 
        love 1 *!(not= atoi(let

 
        [get -me?

 
            (char)lotte-

 
(char)lotte: my- *love -

 
        'I'  -  *love -  'U' -

 
        'I'  -  (long)  - 4 - 'U' ])- !!

 
        (time  =out=  'a'));} while( my - dear

 
        && 'I'-1l  -get-  'a'); break;}}

 
            (char)*lie++;

 
(char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;

 
        get *out* (short)ly   -0-'R'-  get- 'a'^rested;

 
        do {auto*eroticism,

 
        that; puts(*( out

 
            - 'c'

 
-('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");

 
for (*((char*)&lotte)^=

 
        (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+

 
        !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }

 
        else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=

 
        '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!

 
get; !out; (char)*lie  &  0xD0- !not) return!!

 
        (char)lotte;}

 
(char)lotte;

 
        do{ not* putchar(lie [out

 
        *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);

 
        not; for(;!'a';);}while(

 
            love (char*)lie);{

 
register this; switch( (char)lie

 
        [(char)lotte] -1 *!out) {

 
        char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':

 
        *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';

 
        this +1+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}

 
        get - !out;

 
        if (not--)

 
        goto hell;

 
            exit( (char)lotte);}

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