Death and Repudiation License

I ran into this the other day (https://github.com/indeyets/syck/blob/master/COPYING) and thought I would share

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D&R (Death and Repudiation) License

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This software may not be used directly by any living being. ANY use of this

software (even perfectly legitimate and non-commercial uses) until after death

is explicitly restricted. Any living being using (or attempting to use) this software

will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

For your protection, corpses will not be punished. We respectfully request

that you submit your uses (revisions, uses, distributions, uses, etc.) to

your children, who may vicariously perform these uses on your behalf. If

you use this software and you are found to be not dead, you will be punished

to the fullest extent of the law.

If you are found to be a ghost or angel, you will be punished to the fullest

extent of the law.

After your following the terms of this license, the author has vowed to repudiate

your claim, meaning that the validity of this contract will no longer be recognized.

This license will be unexpectedly revoked (at a time which is designated to be

most inconvenient) and involved heirs will be punished to the fullest extent

of the law.

Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments

outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest extent of a new

revised law that (1) expands the statement "fullest extent of the law" to encompass

an infinite duration of infinite punishments and (2) exacts said punishments

upon all parties (related or non-related).

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