sharepoint jokes
Want to know more about sharepoint consultant? need to know their daily job and the funny side of their role?
How about knowing about them by some sharepoint jokes.....
I was reading "The Fantastic 40 sharepoint jokes" written by Paul J. Swider, and thought of sharing some with Technet bloggers:
Enjooy :)
What do you call a smiling, SOBER courteous person at a SharePoint conference? A: The caterer.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some SharePoint consultants appear bright until you hear them speak.
A good SharePoint consultant is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
Client says to SharePoint consultant - Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
SharePoint: working daily to make the human brain obsolete.
SharePoint work is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.
Top three things SharePoint Consultant won't say:
- You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
- How about paying us based on the success of the project?
- I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-girlfriend and me. After all, I'm a SharePoint and she's a Documentum.
A SharePoint consultant with a clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.
With sufficient thrust and an open window, SharePoint servers fly just fine.
I scream the same whether I'm about to be devoured by great white shark or work with SharePoint
Good SharePoint consultants are the ones that never get caught screwing it up.
The secret to success as a SharePoint consultant is knowing who to blame for your failures.
SharePoint Consultant to client - 'We don't have a SharePoint performance problem; You have a perception problem.'
SharePoint consultant to client - 'I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.'
want to read more ... got to: https://www.paulswider.com/the-fantastic-40-sharepoint-jokes.html