The Truth About Chuck Norris!
Franky sent me a wonderful little present that arrived today:
Every "fact" is pure gold. And what makes it even more special is its now almost legendary status!
So to leave you with a random fact, let me open the book to...
Page 72 - "If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, 'Two seconds till.' After you ask, 'Two seconds till what?' he roundhouse kicks you in the face."
Pure gold!
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Comments
Anonymous
January 30, 2008
I'm glad you like the present ;)Anonymous
January 30, 2008
Apparently Chuck is litigating the publisher due to untrue claims such as "Chuck can cure cancer". Read this the other week... classic.Anonymous
January 31, 2008
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