Stupid sensational article headers - for teh proverbial win.
https://news.com.com/X-Men+may+be+closer+than+you+think/2100-1008_3-6067665.html?tag=nefd.top
What the hell..
Might as well have called it "pmg pmg!!! Humans on way to devolving into plants!!!!oneone" and it would make about the same amount of sense. Would expect that from the lowest level of tabloids and not from news.com.