Fifty ways to use your Azure
As I sat staring at a slide listing all the different uses for Azure, and thought how boring it is to just list all the features to an audience, my brain started to wander… So for a different perhaps more light hearted look at some of the many features available on Azure read on…
The problem is everything’s on prem she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you make your office server free
There must be fifty ways to use your Azure
She said “You worry about viruses that will intrude
All those updates and those patches will surely change your mood
But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being rude
There must be fifty ways to use your Azure
Fifty ways to use your Azure
Move your Email, Dale
New data store, Thor
Do your BI, Guy
And try if for free
Move the VM, Clem
You don’t need to update then
Store passwords and keys, Lee
And try if for free
Host all your web, Deb
Mobile too, Sue
Run your batch job, Rob
Just listen to me
Try some Hadoop, Hoop
You don’t need to update much
and try it for free
She said “it grieves me so to see you in such pain
if only you could focus on core business once again”
I said “I appreciate that and would you please explain about the fifty ways”
She said “Why don’t you just go visit the website
and I believe after some reading you’ll begin to see the light
and then she smiled at me and I realized she was probably right
There must be fifty ways to use your Azure
Fifty ways to use your Azure
Learning Machine, Jean
or Event Hub, Cub
Scale all you like, Ike
And try it for free
Video too, Lou
You don’t need to update much
move your AD, Lee
and try it for free
Load test in the cloud, Howd
Back it all up, Pup
Authenticate, Mate
And try it for free
Python too, Sue
You don’t need to update much
MongoDB, Lee
And try it for free