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The Wayward Chump Answers All

  • Artikkeli

I received the following questions from by post “Stump the Chump“

 

Q: what... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: I'll tell you if you bring me a shrubbery.

 

Q: How many plain M&M's could you fit into a Boeing 747-400 Freighter? How many Peanut M&M's?

A: M&M's usually fly coach.

 

Q: If you took all the characters of all the code in the .NET core framework 1.1 and made a single string, how many times can you circle the world assuming each character is of Arial font Size 10pt.

A: That exceeds the maximum string length.

 

Q: What is six times nine?

A: I hate trick questions

 

Q: Why is the sky blue?

A: You've got blue sky?

 

Q: wie lautet die hundert-milliardenste stelle der kreiszahl?

A: Unterhalt weg vom Gras

 

Q: Where can I get the perfect girl?

A: Sorry, she's taken.

 

Q: Where exactly in the world is Waldo?

A: He's in a rehab center outside of Des Moines.

 

Q: If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of ?

A: Giant southern-accented chickens

 

Q: What is the exact numerical value of pi?

A: 1.0, but that's in pinary.

 

Q: Has the milk in my refrigerator gone sour?

A: You don't have milk. At least you won't by the time you get home.

 

Q: If I buy 3 pies on Tuesday, 4 pies on Wednesday and 5 pies on Friday...and the pies cost $3.00 apiece on Tuesday, going up by a factor of 1.5 each day per pie...How long will it take two hamsters to change the spark plugs on a '57 Chevy?

A: Click and Clack answered this one last month. With the price of pies these days, the hamsters switched to a more pie efficient hybrid vehicle.

 

Matt

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