The Chump gets Stumped AGAIN

Answers to the latest Stump the Chump challenge!

Q: Okey... Easy question... Do you belive that God is almighty?
A: I'm sure that if I ever meet him, he'll be able to easily take me at arm wrestling.

Q: https://yexley.net/blogs/bob/archive/2004/06/15/SeekingTheWiseHelpWithAFileSystemTreeView.aspx
A: Longhorn API's.. They are the answer for everything.

Q: P || NP ?
A: T, but I tend to be incomplete

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if Sally sold seashells by the seashore, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers and Betty Botter bought a bit of bitter butter?
A: There are too many fallacies with this question to provide an appropriate answer. Woodchucks don't actually chuck wood, they sort of heave it. Sally was arrested for operating without a business license. Peppers don't actually come pickled on the vine, you have to pick them fresh and pickle them yourself. The butter was not actually bitter, but a bit past its freshness date. Unfortunately, Betty bought it.

Q: How much does my dog weigh in pounds?
A: The same as it weighs outside of pounds. You really should keep the dog on a leash.

Q: Are these questions real?
A: Yes, all but this one.

Comments

• Anonymous
  June 22, 2004
  This sentence has exaclty seven words.
  This sentence does not have seven words.
  
• Anonymous
  June 23, 2004
  For round 3: What is the longest common substring?