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There are ants on my desk.

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I thought it was just one ant. I squashed him, but have since seen three or four more ants, going about their ant business on my desk. 

What the hell, with these ants.

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  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    In my experience, it's rarely ever ONE ant.  They travel in packs... like wolves... albeit with fewer teeth.  Cue the amateur entomologist informing me that ants have, like, 12,000 teeth

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    Maybe the german Coding4Fun project "AntMe" is going wild ... :-)

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    The ants are Gods way of paying you back for discontinuing the MCSE qualification, and switching to Prometric as the sole MS test provider! If you look closer I'm sure they'll be lots more. They must have been systems engineers in a former life! LOL as I write this ;-)

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    I had the same thing happen once. It turns out there was an infestation of them in a nearby air conditioner. Have a nice day! ;)

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    Ok, you caught me, Trika.  They are my secret army which I have sent to find out about the newest MCP exam releases in order to help me prepare for them.  Darn.  Wish you hadn't noticed. Ill issue the super secret encrypted retreat signal immediately.

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    They want to get certified...:-)  

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    One ant is named "Google", another is named "Apple",...

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    All right Trika! Get the candy bars and gummy bears out of the desk...NOW!

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    September 04, 2007
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  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    I have a NASA Gel ant farm on my desk... 'Bout 30 ants digging tunnels as we speak. Pretty soothing.

  • Anonymous
    September 04, 2007
    maybe they are looking for something "sweet". :-)

  • Anonymous
    September 05, 2007
    Little systems engineers, who only test at VUE!! I love it. Pete, maybe they are looking for a skirt.

  • Anonymous
    September 05, 2007
    Yay. Ants rock. I have a farm on my desk, and I love each and every one of them with all my wittle heart. I hug them and squeeze them and name them George. "I squashed him" Meanie.

  • Anonymous
    September 06, 2007
    Trika, then they should look in your bag under the desk - or is that only at TechEd? Or ask you politely - that worked for me ;-)

  • Anonymous
    September 07, 2007
    As: ants have, like, 12,000 teeth. Duh. Wesc: I only squashed the one, and that was because he flipped me off.

  • Anonymous
    September 10, 2007
    > I squashed him I guess that makes you a MCSA (Microsoft Certified Squasher of Ants)