Kiwiana Creme Egg Smasher
Some people just have way too much time.
Check this out.
Creme Eggs are a NZ Easter treat which when eaten instantly send your pancreas into meltdown. I don't think I've even been able to finish one without having a sugar headache.
Anyway, using only pins, bluetac, glue, and sticks one creative guy from down home has built the ultimate Creme Egg masher.