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I said, stop MOSSing with me

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I promise not to quit my day job (yet) and take up comedy, but adding on to my previous post with some other whimsical things that popped into my head today.  I thought I’d share some dry humor with you.  Most of these are music related, and note that these are the things going through my head when I'm writing all those tools you guys use every day :)

I think I'll name my next development MOSS server Eisley, or perhaps Espa....I haven't decided yet.

I can hear myself singing "Like a Restore in the Dark" to the tune of Dio's "Rainbow in the Dark" on my next SharePoint server down issue 

Every time I hear Master Pages these days, I get Metallica's Master of Puppets song stuck in my head.

Someone asked me one day, boy you'll script about anything won't you to save time (Uh, yeah :))

All of a sudden, Devo's tune Whip It, popped into my head. (By the way, I really dig Devo :))

Crack that Script!
Make the product ship
Dump out the stack
Break your admin's back

When a problem comes along
You must script it
Before the servers' down too long
You must script it
When something's going wrong
You must script it

now script it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to script it
script it good

When the indexer is down
You must script it
You will never live it down
Unless you script it
No one gets their way
Until they script it

I say script it
Script it good

Ok, sorry...back to work now.

 - Keith