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Cowboys, Aliens, Olivia Wilde Hair and Chiffon dresses

What pray tell are you talking about Inoun?

It's pretty simple. Veebs at her Iverb blog decided to be cleaver, or clever , as the case may be, but not as cleaver as Olivia Wilde that is, and created a word, which by the way, she doesn't even know the meaning of. And the word is chiffian. Serially? What kind of a word is that? Chiffian. Sounds like chiffon. Which of coarse (course) is just a fancy dress that fancy people where, wear. They also have a tendency to create fancy hair styles and or wear them as the case may bee.

So this really got me thinking. I should have a little fun with her. I am of course much more cleaver than her, and if you actually search for the word, chiffian, what you end up with is a whole bunch of results with chiffon in them. Which means that it basically skcus to be the word chiffian, if you want to have good SEO results anyway. Because everybody is going to Miss type it when they enter it into a search engine, and even if they don't mistype it, all they will get back is chiffon dresses, and funky, funny words like gossamer. Which I kind of like. As far as words go that is. Kind of close to Gomer. As in Gomer Pyle. But you are probably two young to know anything about that. BID.

And what I have just Dunn is mad it (well, made it anyway) much worse. Because now if anyone tries to search for Chiffian, not only will they get Chiffian from our blogs, but they will get mine with a bit of an extra boost, above hers, because I also use the word chiffon. Which the spell checker just latches on to and makes life just great for me, and well, not so great for well, you know whoo, whoo.

What a Gomer. I just love picking on Veebs, Iverb, or whatever she is calling herself these days.

So what does this have to do with Olivia Wilde, Cowboys and Aliens? Or even chiffon dresses? Well, I am glad you asked. But before I splain it to you Lucy, let me give you an example.

Cool. An Inoun example!

Geico did a wonder full marketing thing when they created the gecko. Or geeko as the case may be. What they did was create an association, not unlike our Home Owners death association a while back, that people can relate two. In fact, the brilliance is that if people are looking for car insurance, but they can't remember the name, what do they search for? You guessed it. Gecko insurance. And what do they get back? Geico. Or geeko, or maybe even this blog (I seriously doubt it).

And it works. Very well.

Back to our original thread. Basically, we (the three of us, me, myself, and I) have added a number of phrases over the months associated with Olivia Wilde. Why Olivia Wilde, we don't really no. But it seemed like the thing to do at the time. BID.

Anywho, Olivia Wilde wore a chiffon dress to some fancy smancy thing a while back, and since then the word chiffon seems to be so tightly woven into the fabric of most search engines, it seemed like a wonderful way to make fun of my cousin Veebs. Let's tie them all together now. Chiffian, chiffon, Olivia Wilde (Ella), in the movie Cowboys and Aliens (alians) wears a chiffon dress and doesn't have a bob hair cut like in the movie Tron. The movie has a lot of death to aliens in it, and they don't have good associations with SharePoint hair, just green going green blood. And Harrison Ford. Not the car Ford, but the actor. And he is no Fat Boy to be sure. And Olivia Wilde's hair was great in this movie as well. Just like in the movie Tron.

What we have just done there, is tie a bunch of words and phrases together, well, associated them for search results anyway, like home owners associations, that might actually make sense to a movie going, Fat Boy fat burning, hot furnance, hot gold hot Olivia Wilde, hair crazed, Ella, chiffon dress SharePoint search loving wingnut.

Don't believe me? Just try a few of the word phrases mentioned in this article, at the same time, and see how often yours truely, el nino Inoun comes up. When in doubt, throw an Inoun, chiffon, Iverb, sharepoint, wingnut or BID in for good measure.

Later geeko.