That was easy

Remember those Staples commercials with the "easy button"? Well, it seems like they're actually selling them now! I found out when my girlfriend bought me one yesterday. Like Chris said, they're kind of like this year's version of the red stapler from Office Space. Get yours before they're all gone-- you'll be the envy of all your coworkers. [Just don't press it too often or you're likely to find yourself flying out the window.]

Now all I have to do is add some custom code and an infinite improbability drive...