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I don't believe Saddam was truly captured

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I mean... c'mon... they DNA tested him.... riiight... I'm going to believe what I see on CNN, don't you? Here's my take on events...

1. Dubya's popularity numbers are lower than a “spider hole”

2. Rumsfeld calls up Saddam who's been living in a CIA-funded penthouse apartment in Florida for the last 8 months (next door to Osama), and says “get the costume out, your Godfather needs you”

3. Donnie sends a limo around to Saddam's condo, whisk him to the nearest CIA studios, where they shoot a little political commercial... “no, no, don't brush your hair, it looks fine like it is... that “just got out of bed look” is perfect!”

And even if this is the real Saddam, what are they going to do? Hand him over to the ICC to charge him under the War Crimes Act which Bush refuses to sign the USA up to??

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  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    Sad.
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    Go back to hugging your tree. It misses you when you are away coming up with conspiracy theories.
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    Yes, it was me. They got me. I am not in Florida.
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
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  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    Move along. Nothing to see here.
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    Troll
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    HAHAHA.... Some times I wonder... E-Business Solution Specialist at MS??? With that imagination you should write for the Star Report. Ever thought of a career change?
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
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  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    well there goes my career writing for The Onion. :-)
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    Hey Georgie Boy, that's funny stuff man. I like the new company name.... I should go with that. But what do I do when my company goes global?
  • Anonymous
    December 15, 2003
    This from the same guy who suggests holding off on a plasma display in favor of an LCD. What fun would being right be without those who are always so wrong?
  • Anonymous
    December 21, 2003
    http://www.moontruth.com
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