Top Ten reasons you should subscribe to my blog
10. Plenty of fresh disclaimers in each post, all cut/paste friendly
9. No danger of a clear position on any issue, can use blog to justify any action you need to take.
8. Quiz results great way to impress unsuspecting managers.
7. Performance Tidbits are low in carbohydrates.
6. No other blogger likes to refer to Kryptonite in his writing.
5. Best place to find other members of the "My mom doesn't care about space" club.
4. Irrefutable proof that Poisson Processes really do matter to programmers.
3. Good excuse if caught googling for "mid life crisis."
2. Debug commands like !DumpHeap -stat sound like cool hospital talk, useful at parties.
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