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The Book Of Bugs

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[With apologies to the Monotones...]

I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

Tell me, tell me, tell me
Oh, who wrote the Book Of Bugs?
I've got to know the answer;
Musta been someone who loved to debug.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

Yes I love to find them,
You gotta know I do,
But I've got to see this Book Of Bugs,
Find out why it's true.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

In Chapter One you find them, you find them everywhere.
In Chapter two you log them, log way more than your developers can bear!
In Chapter Three Dev fixes them, at least they pretend to do.
In Chapter Four you regress them, and find yet more for your developer's queue.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

Nasty crashing blockers,
Bring my app down in flames.
My dev says it's so much work you know,
But for me it's just a game!

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

In Chapter One you find them, you find them everywhere.
In Chapter two you log them, log way more than your developers can bear!
In Chapter Three Dev fixes them, at least they pretend to do.
In Chapter Four you regress them, and find yet more for your developer's queue.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

My developers they just hate it
When I show up in their door,
With my "Guess what I found" grin on -
That one they so abhor.

Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, WHO
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

I wonder who YEAH
Who wrote the Book Of Bugs?

*** Want a fun job on a great team? I need a tester! Interested? Let's talk: Michael dot J dot Hunter at microsoft dot com. Great coding skills required.

Comments

  • Anonymous
    April 05, 2006
    Thought the following was funny and wanted to share =)

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  • Anonymous
    April 05, 2006
    The world's Last Bug
  • Anonymous
    April 05, 2006
    You wrote it? funny~~maybe someday you can sing it and record one..hehe
  • Anonymous
    April 05, 2006
    Yup, I wrote it. All songs I post here are completely my fault! <g/>
  • Anonymous
    April 09, 2006
    Funny song - wonder if you could link to the original ;-)
  • Anonymous
    April 10, 2006
    http://www.lyricsdatabase.net/monotones/book-of-love
  • Anonymous
    April 13, 2006
    That's great!
  • Anonymous
    April 16, 2006
    Ah, I see. haha~~~