There is such a thing as a free lunch but nobody cares
I have to laugh when I get e-mails offering a "free lunch" in the context of some kind of product demo. It's the time-share presentation of the technology age. They try to lure you in with lunch so they can get some of your time to review their products. I don't get it.
Since when is "lunch" such a valuable resource? Well, not since I was worried about covering my rent. And back then, I wasn't exactly in a position to make a purchasing decision about any kind of software tools, if you know what I mean. At some point in our careers, our time becomes from valuable than a $9 plate of rubber chicken. So I suspect that the free lunch thing is probably targeting the wrong kind of audience (people who care about free lunch).
Every so often, I'll get a schedule request for an internal meeting where the announcement prominently highlights the fact that pizza will be served. This signals to me that the person that scheduled the meeting is worried about people showing up (which I can totally understand...I've scheduled some of those kinds of meetings before). If the meeting content is great, I'll show up anyway and the food is an extra benefit (thanks!). But I do notice in some circumstances that food is being used as the tool to get people there in the first place. It's a little different internally, but still, I find it interesting.
Of course I write all of this as I have scheduled a mixer for the marketing recruiters at Microsoft to get together next week. We are all over campus and the field so it's great to get everyone together and yeah, we'll have some beer and wine and snacks.But the highlight of the event will be the sparkling conversation. And there will be no software demos.
Comments
- Anonymous
April 06, 2006
Heather -- You are not a male geek!! We will flock to a "free" lunch any day. Just put out pizza, subs or anything we can grab with our hands and we will be there. Sad but true. :( - Anonymous
April 06, 2006
Ah Chris, you have cracked the code! Why is it that male geeks like free food so much? - Anonymous
April 06, 2006
I agree in principle with you heather, altho I will tell you the first thing i do at our breakfast series meetings is grab a krispy kreme...I look forward to the information I get there, but I also look forward to a treat I don't allow myself any other time. :-) - Anonymous
April 06, 2006
B- fair enough. As long as you are getting real info there not just using the Krispy Kreme's (evil food!) just to get people there. I just cannot let myself look directly at the Krispy Kremes. - Anonymous
April 06, 2006
Heather -- Because it is free silly!!! why do geek males love free t-shirts?... because they are free. - Anonymous
April 07, 2006
OK, Chris, you just explained why I am still single. I still don't get it. - Anonymous
April 20, 2006
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April 20, 2006
Oh yeah, I just threw $9 out there...I have no doubt it costs more than that. Cost relative to perceived value, etc.
I get your point about the scarceness of time. But eating time is personal time. So they are asking you to give your personal time for their product pitch (hmm). I know most people don't differentiate tht much between personal and work time, but still, it's not just about the value of your work time.
I might even feel differently if they could tell me that the other people at my table might be people I want to network with. That could justify the time investment. Of course, they can't do that...those other people are the ones that want a free lunch too (though to Chris' point, if I wanted to strike up a relationship with a male geek, that might be the place).
Free brochure....hah, good point.